Every March, The Dugout covers every team in baseball and offers a largely disappointing glimpse of what's to come. We're kicking things off with the Texas Rangers. Pictured at right, the one-two punch of the 2009 Texas Rangers' rotation: Scott Feldman and a nondescript sheet of drywall. The Rangers possess the worst starting rotation in the history of Mankind. The upside, of course, is that when OPS legend Milton Bradley snaps his ACL in a freak accident, it won't really matter.
Any Rangers fans out there? No? Well, too bad. A Rangers Dugout is after the jump.

























