Alternate title for this episode of The Dugout: "The Dugout: Carlos Zambrano, Power Hitting Clean-Up Man or Guy Who Should Be Batting Third In Cubs Lineup Because He Is Good At Hitting? You Make The Call, A Special Story" But that wouldn't fit on the line.Carlos Zambrano has been doing it all for the Cubs. He can pitch better than anyone, he can hit better than anyone, he can run a short distance and tear his hamstring better than anyone. He can make Sweet Lou say things like "oh my gosh" better than anyone! He is a dynamo, and even on the disabled list he will fill your team with important statistical beef like FLORP and SNA.
The Cubs held a post-game press conference when Zambrano went down to explain their decision to make him run out onto the field with explosive devices like they did. What follows is a transcript of that conference. The Dugout is after the jump. Boing!
