FanHouse Kilatofu

Watchmaker, Part One
Watchmaker, Part Two
Watchmaker, Part Three
Watchmaker, Part Four

And now, thanks to our annual Spring Dugout event quickly approaching and certain free agent signings not working out exactly like we planned them to, our less-epic-than-planned conclusion to the Kyle Farnsworth/Bill Pecota on Mars Watchmaker Saga. Please read the above links before continuing if you want to know what's going on. Or just go ahead and read this one by itself, because it's going to make as much sense that way as any.

Also included is a lengthy "Making of Watchmaker" special feature, content from the Yahoo Sports released "Under the Hat," and interviews with the cast and creators. Thank you for waiting patiently for over twenty years for this, folks! Watchmaker, part five, is after the jump.

Oh my God.

Pending a physical, journeyman relief pitcher and personal performance icon Kyle Farnsworth has agreed to a two-year, $9.25 million dollar contract with the Kansas City Royals. It is a deal that helps nobody, really. Unless you count us.

Step aside, respected bloggers. We got this. Tonight's Dugout is after the jump. Deep breath.