Dugout screen name, "StobeTopStuffing."
It's safe for us to break the news; according to our sources, slugger Mark Teixeira has agreed to a deal with the New York Yankees. The deal is for eight years and pays Teixeira a number to which I am not yet old enough to count. Apparently it was Teix's wife Leigh who gave the final go-ahead on the signing. I guess we know who wears the stirrup pants in this family!
Tonight's Dugout (which takes place in an unnamed December of 2008 chatroom, in case you were wondering) is after the jump.
