FanHouse Mexpower

Tampa Bay Rays mananger Joe Maddon is still wearing those eyeglasses that make him look like Lizzie McGwuire's mom, but he has made an important change by dying his silver hair black. The change was made in preparation for a themed road trip, and because he totally hates his Mom. The story is being reported by MLB.com, ESPN, and the Associated Press because it is... news? Dusty Baker buys a sweatshirt, news at eleven!

Anyway, Maddon's hair is now as black as Tampa's chances to win the AL East and it becomes my job to report this in a way that does not involve any charming, Entertainment Weekly-quality human interest wordplay.

Joe Maddon is in favor of the change at the top of the Rays on-field leadership (d'oh!) in tonight's Dugout, after the jump.

Keith Hernandez is in the news today, have you seen this, have you heard about this

Apparently Keith Hernandez thinks that working out too much is bad for athletes. Immediately after saying this, Jose Canseco stood up and added, "Oh, yes, I also think that working out is a bad idea for anybody playing professional sports." A few seconds later Mike Schmidt ran into the room with a towel around his waist, hair still wet, and said, "am i too late to say something about the current players"

Keith Hernandez makes the mistake of stepping in front of a gun while it's aimed at lats of steel in today's Dugout, after the jump.

(and hey, why was Matthew Stockton of Getty Images taking a picture of Keith Hernandez's butt?)