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My first thought when I read that Khalil Greene went on the disabled list with "extreme butterflies," where his highs are too high and his lows are too low, was to laugh. My second thought, a few moments later, was "oh man, this guy is exactly like me."

So this Dugout took a few different forms. At first it was Khalil Greene being followed around by a little black raincloud that struck him with lightning from time to time. Then it was about him in high school, giving himself ulcers worrying about second year Spanish. Then it was about him in the future talking to his grandson about the anxieties of baseball, but I scrapped that because who would think THAT was a good idea.

Tonight's Dugout is after the jump.

Now that the other giant picture of Albert Pujols has fallen back several pages, it is safe for me to repost this classic photo depicting Albert appropriating both the George Gervin finger roll and Michael Jordan tongue wag. Is there anything this man can't do? No, there isn't. I mean, unless "having an acurate birth certificate" is a thing.

Last year's Spring Training Dugout for the Cardinals caused a bit of controversy when I chose to be preachy and somewhat dated instead of doing what I usually do, which is "read comic books, then write off the top of my head." I assure you, the problem has been remedied.

Today's Spring Dugz Dugout is after the jump.

See this face? This is the face I make when I log on to a baseball news site and have to read about how a grown-up millionaire discovered the internet and thought the best way to deal with a /b/-chan baseball fan was a snarky, wordy version of "your mother." The only way I can imagine it being better is if Mozeliak copy/pasted what the troll said and responded to it sentence by sentence. BECAUSE THAT IS ALWAYS ENTERTAINING.

To counteract this, The Dugout used its pull as the credibility of FanHouse to get our own live-chat with the Cardinals general manager, and here it is. Read more, after the jump.