FanHouse Ncaa Regulations

What do you get when you combine the greatest college football player in the history of the game, Tim Tebow, with women's underwear? Tee-bows of course, cleverly designed underwear with the letter T and bows on them.

Already the University of Florida has forced the sales staff to take down an unauthorized picture of Tebow, and now the panties, which took these here Internets by storm last week, have to sell their product without the Great One's likeness.

But is anyone else troubled by the irony of the University of Florida, they of the Tim Tebow No. 15 jerseys that are available across the country, profiting off Tebow while Tebow himself can't?

Okay, okay, we get it. Nobody wants to see a Big Ten team in the BCS Title Game, even if that team isn't Ohio State. The amount of venomous screed being aimed at Joe Paterno's squad seems like it's doubling by the day. Big 12 and SEC fans in particular have their backs up, fearful that one of their leagues will have an undefeated champion and the other won't. That's fine if it's the other guy, but if it's us? Much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

So everybody's got their Elmer Fudd caps on and you'd better be vewy vewy quiet, because they're hunting Nittany Wions. Some of the arguments make sense. It's true that the Big Ten's signature non-conference win is Penn State over Oregon State (a win that grows better-looking week by week), and it's also true that the league doesn't have a non-conference victory over a currently ranked team. And yes, the Penn State-Ohio State game was a bit anticlimactic from an entertainment point of view. Like I said earlier this week, you don't have to buy Penn State as a title contender. There is one currently popular anti-Nit argument out there which is complete flapdoodle, however.