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Beware the Dugouts of March: The Oakland Athletics' 2009 Preview

"Spring training is very important. It gives all the Dominican players time to learn how to say 'renegotiate' in English!" "lol /thrusts hips"

Hopefully our only look at the AL West this year continues with the Oakland Athletics, a team so perplexing that they are simultaneously predicted to win the division and be removed from baseball completely. Their mascot is an elephant! What's the deal with that!

Today's Spring Training Dugout is after the jump.

The Dugout: No League For Old Men

Frank Thomas and Barry Bonds are looking for a home. Will you be the one to provide for them in this time of need? Your support brings food and shelter to men like Frank and Barry for only pennies a day. For only a billion pennies, every day.

Today's Dugout deals with that important moment in everybody's life when their fortunes change and they have to move on, but have absolutely no clue what the words "move" and "on" mean.

After the jump, no Anton Chigurh parodies, if you can believe it.

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