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"The Mets injury woes are becoming so comical that from now on I'm just going to imagine that Snoop and Chris Partlow are bringing starters one by one into vacant homes and shooting them in the head." - Matt W., on the Progressive Boink forums

The important thing to remember here is that now is when the Mets are supposed to be great. They don't start getting bad until the middle of September. If they can hurry up and be bad NOW, maybe they will be good at the END of the season. Or they will be so bad that Major League Baseball demotes them to AAA.

Tonight's Dugout is after the jump.

How many seasons have we played here? What year is it? These questions and more are answered in the Citi Field Inaugural Season 2009 patch, to be worn next season by the New York Mets! All you have to do is turn your head slightly and all is revealed.

The Orioles get the swank old logo/Maryland flag ultimate mashup patch, the Yankees get their arches, and the Mets get a Zippo from Cafe Press. Look at that thing. It's just infuriating, isn't it? Is it a diamond with a dugout? Is it a sideways rectangle? If the words in the blue are horizontal, why is the year diagonal? Did that stoner kid from the design your own video games commercial get an office job with Major League Baseball? Why do I suddenly want to kill my family?

Come for the depressing baseball team, stay for Mike Westfall's hilarious photoshop work. This morning's Dugout is after the jump.

This Dugout blurb comes only with the information that you need to know. One! The New York Mets are having a contest where fans help decide which song will be played and sung along to during this season's games. Two! The Mets are not particularly good at choosing songs to be associated with the Mets. Three! David Wright has a blog and probably thinks Maddox has a funny website.

Today's Dugout gets straight up RICK ROLL'D (lol) after the jump.