FanHouse Sesame Street

That's good enough for me. Oh! Violence violence violence starts with V.

As you may know, humanity is a living Linkin Park chorus now as players are wiping their asses with hand towels, people looking for sports news on the Internet have to do so in the middle of a terrible issue of Maxim, and seemingly every sports rivalry is erupting in brick-to-the-dome quality physical violence. Yankees fans assault Red Sox fans, Red Sox fans abuse Yankees fans, the Dodgers hate the Giants, a Brewers fan draws a pistol during the seventh inning stretch and kills 20,000 Diamondbacks fans, and three Cubs fans kick a White Sox fan in the nose so hard that it destroys his eyeball at a little girl's birthday party.

This is getting ridiculous. I don't know about you, but I'm giving up this cogged blogger lifestyle and devoting my talents to something more deserving, like celebrity gossip livejournal communities. What did Zac Efron and BBV wear to the premiere of Space Chimps??? Click below to find out!

One! One turnover, mwahahahaha. Two! Two turnovers, mwahahahaha. Three! Three turnovers, mwahahaha ...

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Four! Four turnovers, mwhahahaha. Five! Five Turnovers, hwahahaha. Six! Six turnovers, mwahahaha. Seven! Seven turnovers, mwahahaha.

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Eight! Eight turnovers, mwahahah. Nine! Nine turnovers, mwahahah.

Ten! Ten turnovers, mwahahahaha.

Number five West Virginia fell tonight to South Florida, 21-13. It's a hell of a story but this post is brought to you by the Letter T and the Number 10. And Count Von Count, mwahahahaha.

Seriously though . . . Eleven fumbles? Five turnovers in the first quarter? Five interceptions and nearly a sixth? Five weeks in and we already have a second Yakety Sax game this year. Oh my.

After we brought you the 1986 Mets singing and dancing, we have yet more evidence of musical talent from that team ... more specifically, Keith Hernandez and Mookie Wilson making a cameo for a Sesame Street Pledge Drive special from 1988. There are many great guest spots from outside the world of sports included also, including Pee Wee Herman and the late John Candy. Keith and Mookie appear at the 1:47 mark, and members of the New York Football Giants (Sean Landeta, Karl Nelson, Mark Ingram, and Carl Banks) are featured at around the 3:37 mark.

Enjoy, and put down that duckie.

Previously on The Fanhouse:
Random You Tube: Lets Go Mets Go