Sex Posts -- FanHouse

Latest Sex Stories

Darryl Strawberry Says Mets Loved Their Cocaine and Their Women

Posted: Feb 11th 2009 10:49AM by Tom Fornelli (author feed)
Filed under: Mets, MLB Rumors

It seems that this week baseball has decided to play a game of "I can shock you more" with the media. First there was the news of Alex Rodriguez's positive steroid test, which, admittedly, wasn't all that shocking. Then earlier this morning we got to find out about Roberto Alomar's ex-girlfriend suing him for allegedly having unprotected sex with her while knowingly having AIDS. I don't think anybody is going to top the Alomar bombshell, but Darryl Strawberry is going to try.

Did You See That?

Rich Frankliln with an eye patch over his right eye after UFC 93.

Rich Franklin/American Fighter

Rich Frankliln with a bruised right eye after UFC 93.

Rich Franklin/American Fighter

Marion Kreiner of Austria takes 1st place during the FIS Snowboard World Championship Women's Parallel Giant Slalom on January 20, 2009 in Gangwon, Korea.

Agence Zoom, Getty Images

Russia's Lubov Iliushechkina and Nodari Maisuradze perform their pairs short program at the Hartwall Areena in Helsinki, on January 20, 2009, during the European Figure Skating Championships.

Lars Lewen #12 of Sweden leads through a turn in front of Xavier Kuhn #5 of France and Beni Hofer #20 of Switzerland during the Men's Ski Cross heats on day two of the Freestyle World Cup on January 19, 2009 at Whiteface Mountain in Lake Placid, New York.

Tunisia's Mahmoud Gharbi shoots against Russia during the Men's World Handball Championship Croatia 2009 Group C match in Varazdin city January 19, 2009.

OBERHOF, GERMANY - JANUARY 11: Ole Einar Bjoerndalen of Norway skates during the Men mass start of the E.ON Ruhrgas IBU Biathlon World Cup on January 11, 2009 in Oberhof near Erfurt, Germany. (Photo by Martin Rose/Bongarts/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Ole Einar Bjoerndalen

Martin Rose, Getty Images

Arizona Cardinals' Larry Fitzgerald (11) reaches the ball over the goal line for a touchdown as Carolina Panthers' Chris Harris (43) defends during the second quarter of an NFL divisional playoff football game in Charlotte, N.C., Saturday, Jan. 10, 2009.

Chuck Burton, AP

Pilots make an exhibition of Motocross Free Style in Rio Hato, some 120 km north of Panama City, on January 11, 2009. Motocross free style world champion, US Travis Pastrana, also participated in the show.

Elmer Martinez, AFP/Getty Images

San Jose Sharks forward Mike Grier hits the boards after he scored a goal during the second period of their NHL hockey game against the Calgary Flames in Calgary, Alberta, January 6, 2009.

Todd Korol, Reuters

Strawberry has a new book coming out in April, and something tells me his ex-teammates aren't going to appreciate the contents much. Strawberry's claims about all the cocaine they did and the women they had sex with -- sometimes during games -- probably won't sit well.

Continue Reading Darryl Strawberry Says Mets Loved Their Cocaine and Their Women

Maple Leafs Rookie Nude Photo Scandal Breaks; Tlusty Apologizes for High-Sticking

Posted: Nov 14th 2007 11:20AM by Greg Wyshynski (author feed)
Filed under: General NHL, Maple Leafs, NHL Gossip

1 COMMENT

The only way Canadian gossip blogger Zack Taylor could rip off Perez Hilton more is if he gained 300 pounds and started worshiping Amy Winehouse. That said, Taylor and his "Is This Happening?" blog are the source for the most scandalous of scandals in hockey today: Sexually provocative cell phone photos of Toronto Maple Leafs rookie Jiri Tlusty that range from homosexually inclined to full-frontal self portrait.

Will Leitch over on Deadspin wrote about Tlusty's reaction to the pictures last week, in which he denied being gay or bi-sexual; Outsports.com was critical of Taylor's gossip site for "playing the gay card" for hits. Today, the story broke wide open in the MSM after Tlusty and the Leafs issued a formal statement last night. It was front page news in The Toronto Sun, where columnist Steve Simmons had this update:

The photos have since been removed from the website after Morse threatened legal action, but they still appear online in other places. Other photos, including one of Tlusty sticking his tongue out close to a male friend, are still on the isthishappening.com website. According to a number of sources, Tlusty took numerous photos of himself, posted them on his Facebook website and actually e-mailed a full-frontal nude photo of himself to a woman he met online.

The Jiri Tlusty (NBA tattoo nickname: "T-Lusty") friendly "tongue" shot is here. Some creative searching will turn up the explicit material on sites that haven't been legally forced to take the photo down; Google at your own risk. So does this scandal make Tlusty the Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy or the Vanessa Hudgens of "High School Musical" for the NHL? And wouldn't you love some cell phone coverage of Darcy Tucker holding today's paper in one hand and T-Lusty's neck in the other? Oh, that's right: The Leafs won't allow digital video in their locker room, out of fear that an embarrassing nude shot may end up on the Web. Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes...

'Being Called a Puckbunny Makes Me Want to Stab Faces'

Posted: Oct 2nd 2007 7:20PM by Greg Wyshynski (author feed)
Filed under: Dallas, General NHL, Stars, NHL Fans

2 COMMENTS

The headline above is a quote from Cat, a 22-year-old Dallas woman who blogs on a recently-launched site called Untypical Girls; a site whose mantra is, "Who says girls can only like shopping and shoes? We like sports and beer, and we're proud." Damn skippy...

As I am in fact a fan of my face, and therefore am opposed to anyone stabbing it, I will not label her a "puckbunny"; although she's not exactly helping herself out with passages like this one, from her post "The Great Puckbunny Debate":

If Mike Smith (or any other of the hockey players whose pictures are in frames in my apartment) came up to me and asked me to sleep with him, I wouldn't turn him down. Not necessarily because he's a hockey player, or even because he's hot - I'm just kind of a ho.

Anyhoo, the rest of Cat's opinion piece raises some interesting issues about the lament of the female hockey fan. It's a lose/lose situation for Cat and her girls when they're at the arena watching the Stars: Talk about the intricacies of the sport, get incredulous glares from male fans who don't believe these ladies know anything about hockey; talk about the players in sexual or aesthetic terms, and get labeled as a puckbunny. Cat doesn't feel the playing surface is level when it comes to treating people on the ice as objects of desire:

What I want to know is, how is what we do any different from what male hockey fans do when they ogle the Ice Girls? Sure, the Ice Girls are pretty much there to be viewed as pieces of meat, but what is so different about guys salivating over Ice Girls, and us discussing the hotness of Mike Modano (which, by the way, has never happened - this is hypothetical)?

The answer is that there's no difference, save for the fact that a guy drooling over an Ice Girl isn't going to have his hockey knowledge card pulled, but a girl lusting after an NHL player will. Which is silly and unfortunate, considering we're all watching the games for the same reason: To see a good fight.

Mike Comrie Just Made Life Miserable for Any Islander in a Long-Term Relationship

Posted: Sep 24th 2007 8:48AM by Greg Wyshynski (author feed)
Filed under: New York, General NHL, Islanders, NHL Gossip

0 COMMENTS

(Meanwhile, inside the New York Islanders locker room...)

"Hey, whaddya get your girl for her birthday?"

"Ah, you know, the usual: Flowers from the local Shop 'n Save, a necklace from Target, dinner at that Italian place she likes so much, Sbarro. What about you, Comrie?"

"Oh, you know, nothing too fancy. Just a tricked-out new Mercedes-Benz G-class SUV with AMG-built 493-horsepower V-8 engine, solid axles, 18-inch AMG slotted monoblock titanium-finish wheels and 79.5 cubic feet of cargo space. Just something to get her from here to there."

Thanks, Mike Comrie. Thanks a lot. From People.com:

Hilary Duff's expectations were low when her hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie, called recently to say he'd picked out an early 20th birthday present for her and that "I hope you like them."

"Okay, it's shoes or something," Duff recalled thinking as she went to her sister's house, where Comrie had said he left the present in the garage. "I opened the garage, and I was just like shocked, just standing there." Before her, with a big red bow on top, was a Mercedes-Benz G-class SUV (retail price: more than $100,000).

Later in the article, the soon-to-be-20-year-old pop princess Duff is asked about the potential for an engagement to Comrie, whom she started dating earlier this year. Duff scoffed at the notion, and why not: At the current escalation rate of her boyfriend's gifts, she should have her own Cessna by Christmas 2008.

Gallons of delicious Duff are being poured at TMZ.com.