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Watchmaker, Part One
Watchmaker, Part Two
Watchmaker, Part Three
Watchmaker, Part Four

And now, thanks to our annual Spring Dugout event quickly approaching and certain free agent signings not working out exactly like we planned them to, our less-epic-than-planned conclusion to the Kyle Farnsworth/Bill Pecota on Mars Watchmaker Saga. Please read the above links before continuing if you want to know what's going on. Or just go ahead and read this one by itself, because it's going to make as much sense that way as any.

Also included is a lengthy "Making of Watchmaker" special feature, content from the Yahoo Sports released "Under the Hat," and interviews with the cast and creators. Thank you for waiting patiently for over twenty years for this, folks! Watchmaker, part five, is after the jump.

Kyle Farnsworth getting suspended for ANYTHING is Dugout-worthy news, much less getting suspended for throwing a fastball at Manny Ramirez's head. I don't know if he deserved the three-game suspension. I also don't know if he purposefully pitched at Manny's head, but honestly a part of me would be pretty disappointed if he didn't. We came up with your nickname before your announce team did, you might as well do something for our benefit every now and then. He should've thrown the ball at Manny's head, and while Manny was reacting Kyle should've ran up and tried to punch him.

Today's Dugout is the undoubtedly true story of what happened before, during, and after the at-bat. Inside this Dugout you will hopefully find a snippet of dialogue (unfortunately) lacking in misplaced curse words but still ridiculous and unnecessary enough to replace "go rerish" as the thing we're most remembered for. I don't want to be solely remembered as the "go rerish" guy. I mean, I didn't even come up with that. Some oriental guy did!

hold onto your butts; Big Country vs. Manny, after the jump.