Usain Bolt is, without question, the fastest man in the world. He owns the record for the 150-meter dash, the 100-meter (where his record is a ridiculous sub-10 seconds), the 200-meter, and, as MDS mentioned, he may as well go ahead and try to add the 400-meters and the long jump trophies to a case that includes 2008 Athlete of the Year.In the meantime though, he's busy with a new, ahem, pet project: he just adopted a cheetah, which, as you may know, is the world's fastest animal. Seriously.



Delicately, with arms half-open, I am beginning to embrace the human thunderclap that is Usain Bolt. I'm being cautious not to gush too much, as I once did with so many sprinters and sluggers before having my buzz doused by steroids juice. If Bolt is clean, we're witnessing a phenomenon who could replace Tiger Woods -- am I piling on after his weekend meltdown? -- as the global athlete who dominates and entertains us the most in the 2010s.
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