What a game. My good friend/Dugout associate Mike was in attendance and had the time of his life, a life which included Massachusetts native and former WWE champion John Cena there in Rays gear. LeBron James was also in attendance, wearing a Yankees hat, a Patriots jersey, and San Antonio Spurs shorts. And a hockey thing. To help his cause, the aforementioned Mike has designed new Dugout playoff shirts that are available to purchase from our foreign warehouses at Spreadshirt! Support your favorite player or team (or hackneyed photo-comic comedy blogger) by buying one or more in any of our new styles.
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I am not satisfied with being a song-and-dance man on this blog. I watch baseball, I understand it, I should be able to break down the intangibles and reference the OPS-pluses. So in preparation for tonight's post I opened up my Baseball Prospectus and studied my PECOTA, and when I couldn't think of any Watchmen parodies for the ALCS I decided to break it down into what the mascots were saying if they were arguing. Of course the mascots don't really talk, but they're supposed to be typing, so it's okay. And if you think too hard about our illogical typing/talking to each other in real life interface, just imagine that instead of talking they're saying these things through high-fives and elaborate pantomime.
