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Forsberg Drains His Dating Pool

Word broke yesterday that Peter Forsberg could decide by the end of the week if he'll return to the NHL and where that return will take place. According to TSN, he's managed to narrow the field in anticipation of that decision. Since this ridiculous courtship is quite reminiscent of Internet dating, allow me to summarize:

"[Mouse Click] Hoo boy, Detroit. What a woman: Classically beautiful, ultra-successful, great (winged) wheels. We could really make some history together. Such a shame that my old mates in Denver think she's a dirty skank. Next!"

"[Mouse Click] Dallas, huh? Cute girl, and I hear her Uncle Brett refers to himself as the Ambassador of Fun. She's really coming on strong. But at my age, you can't go for something that shallow. Next!"

"[Mouse Click] Nashville? Ugh, been there, done that. [Mouse Click] Calgary? Great girl, plenty of potential. But I hear her father's a real hard-ass. Nope, can't do it. Man, eHarmony is really letting me down these days. Am I going to have to make another booty call to Philly?"

Or something like that. I've said since the beginning of this process that I believed Forsberg would end up in either Philadelphia or Colorado. Ottawa appears to be on his short list, and should be if he's coming back to attempt to win another Stanley Cup; I just don't see adding Forsberg to what's becoming an absolute circus up there as a good idea for all involved. One interesting wrinkle brought to light by Michael Russo of the Star-Tribune: "According to two GM's I've spoken to, anybody who signs Forsberg will probably have to sign him to a deal for next year, too, at around $5 million." Considering his health, how many GMs is that going to scare off? Or will Peter simply be next year's Scott Niedermayer and suit up when it suits the team?

The Ice Sheet: Melting Down the Classic



Every day from Monday to Saturday, The Ice Sheet will take a look at the biggest stories in the league that happened on the ice and elsewhere the night before.

(An virtual recreation of an actual conversation that occurred on the morning of Jan. 1, 2008, in a cluttered post-party living room somewhere in Maryland.)

  • "What are you putting on now? Not that 'Twilight Zone' marathon again."
  • "Nope. A little thing called 'The Winter Classic.' Pittsburgh and Buffalo are playing a hockey game in a football stadium today. It's going to be awesome."
  • "Give me the remote, I'll find something to ... wait, WTF? There's, like, 100,000 people there, it's snowing like hell and Bob Costas is standing in front of a hockey rink."
  • "I told you it'd be cool. I mean, not as cool as watching Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve..."
  • "Actually, Greg, the word is cruel. You've been doing the same Tom Carvel impression every year since Dick Clark came back from the stroke. Hey, who's this Crosby guy they keep showing?"
And with that, a grand experiment began: Using an outdoor game to attempt to sell hockey to a gaggle of 20-something females with a self-confessed puck allergy.

(Coming Up Next: Big Time Hollywood Stars at the Winter Classic, Scandalous and Hilarious Puck Headlines, Tonight's Must-See Games, a Great Little Bud Light Tribute to Hockey and Some Guy Who's Convinced the Winter Classic was Fixed.)

The Year in Puck, 2007 (Part 1)

When it comes to awards, the NHL basically has things covered. Nothing your friendly neighborhood FanHouse puckheads might develop could possibly rival the historic significance of the Lady Byng Trophy or the functionality of the William M. Jennings Trophy, which doubles as a delightful chili con queso bowl. But we can try, dammit. Here's four of the eight categories in our lusty gaze at 2007 in the review mirror (sans Mirtle, who decided to check out on life to concentrate on the true meaning of Boxing Day this holiday season.)

NHL Man of the Year

JP: Brian Burke. Wins a Cup, lets MacT overpay for Penner (while adding some great drama to the whole situation), only has to pay for half a year of Niedermayer but still finds himself just a stone's throw from first place in the division (granted, that's 8th place in the Conference). You may not like the way the game behind the game is played, but Burke sure is playing it. Oh, and he secured Edmonton's first pick in the upcoming draft as part of the Penner compensation, and that could very well be the #1 overall pick (i.e. Stamkos).

Earl Sleek: I'd guess Crosby is the man, but I could see a case for Pronger (has anyone been robbed of two Conn Smythes in a row?) or even Sammy Pahlsson -- that guy killed this year, though in a very non-celebratory way.

Kevin Schultz: After some dirty hits in the playoffs, I can't see Pronger getting MOTY.

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