–noun
| satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else's misfortune. |
[Origin: 1890–95; < G, equiv. to
Schaden harm +
Freude joy]
On This Week In Schadenfreude we explore the sputtering rage, gibbering condemnation, and resigned ennui of the college football fan who has recently undergone humiliating defeat. Because even in your darkest hour, someone else is suffering too, and probably worse than you. Unless you are a Michigan fan who has just finished watching the Appalachian State game.
Expectations got a little out of hand for BYU when they throttled a UCLA team that had just beaten Tennessee with its eighth string quarterback. It would soon turn out that both UCLA and Tennessee were pretty awful, but by that point BYU was floating in the top ten. No more. The Cougars got stomped by TCU, prompting one Mormon on a mission (HA!) to ask a simple question:
POLL: Do you hate Bronco Mendenhall?
Okay, that might have been tongue in cheek. This, however, is... um:
Subject: Bronco is a communist!
... If a player is gifted at something you should be tailoring plays that allow him to use those gifts. Hiding talents in a system is not the way to go, just ask the communists.
...it's definitely something, anyway. BYU, you are the Tears of Unfathomable Sadness award recipient.
The rest of the week in spleen after the jump.