
Now, before you freak out, shake your head and wonder what
John Daly is doing alive, I should probably point out that this story is slightly less wince-worthy than the title indicates. Daly
did crash a bus into a tunnel, but it was because he wasn't paying attention to the clearance sign leading into the tunnel. (As opposed to, you know, getting really sloppy at Hooters and then doing it.)
Apparently, there was another distracting sign next to the clearance and Daly -- driving his daughter to Florida so she
too could have lap-band surgery -- and when his bus hit the tunnel, a number of parts went flying into an oncoming Cadillac, driven by the good Reverend Jimmy Roberson. Who may or may not have neck injuries.